A man dreams that he is a chicken.
He walks around the farm and is quite happy pecking on some corn.
Suddenly, he feels a big pressure in his stomach.
He asks the other chickens what it could be, and they tell him this is quite normal.
They explain he just has to push, and out will come an egg.
So, he does that.
But even though the egg is out, he still feels a strong pressure.
He asks the other chickens again, and they say he has to push some more, as sometimes chickens lay more than one egg.
So, he keeps pushing, laying one egg after another.
Suddenly, he feels the whole world shaking like in an earthquake.
Out of the sky comes his wife’s booming voice:
“WTF! Wake up!!! You pooped all over the bed!!!”