JokesMarriage That’s one expensive pizza delivery! A new boss is appointed in an office, and he has a really fierce reputation. Walking through the office for the first time, he spots a guy leaning against a doorframe, doing nothing but staring into the distance. The boss decides to make an example of him. He approaches the guy and asks sternly, “What’s your monthly salary?” “2,200,” the man replies, a bit surprised. The boss pulls out his wallet, thrusts 1,800 at him, and yells, “Here’s two weeks’ pay! Get out of here and never show your face again!” The guy takes the money and leaves without a word. Feeling satisfied, the boss turns to the other employees and asks, “So, what was that lazy jerk doing here anyway?” One clerk shrugs and says, “He just delivered our pizza.” See more Previous joke Careful what you wish for, Tom!