ElderlyJokes Two old women were standing. Two old women were standing in front of me at the bus stop when a very scruffy teenager strolled past. One lady turned to the other and said. “That’s Nigel. I overheard his mum saying that he was taking up hang-gliding.” “Good God,” replied her companion. “The birds will think the scarecrows are coming up after them.” See more Previous joke A woman went to her doctor’s office. Next joke John walks into his 5th-floor apartment.