Bad Parrot.

A little old lady adopted a parrot from an animal shelter.

The man behind the counter warned her that the parrot had a foul mouth, but the lady assured him she was going to teach him some manners.

The first night at home, he was cursing like a sailor.

After many attempts to dissuade his behavior, she finally had enough. She grabbed the parrot by the feet and chucked him into the freezer.

“Now you stay in there for 5 minutes and chill out. Maybe you’ll learn some manners.”

5 minutes pass, and the lady goes and gets him out of the freezer.

He’s all fluffed up and shivering, and looks absolutely miserable.

He perches on her shoulder and she says

“Did you learn your lesson?”

The parrots says

“Yes ma’am, I promise I’ll never curse again. I’ll be a good boy from now on. But can I just ask one question?”

“What would you like to know?” Says the old lady?

The parrot glanced at the freezer, then back at the old lady.

“What the @%$# did the turkey do?”