AnimalsJokes A Farmer’s Wife Is In Bed. This Is Funny. A farmer’s wife is in bed when all of a sudden her drunk husband burst through the door with a sheep under his arm He looks at her and slurs “I’ve been sleeping with this pig” She says “you idiot, that’s not a pig” He says “I was talking to the sheep” See more Previous joke A Couple Were Sitting At A Table At High School Reunion. Next joke A Very Wise Mother Bought Her Young Son A Pet Hamster.