AnimalsJokes A Horse Walks Into A Bar. What Follows Next Will Blow Your Mind. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender starts to say, “Why the long face” when the horse interrupts him. “I’ve heard that joke a million times! Everywhere I go, it’s always ‘Why the long face? Haha!'” The bartender, feeling a bit awkward, replies, “Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. How’s everything else going?” The horse smiles and says, “Stable.” See more Previous joke A Teacher Asks Little Johnny If He Knows His Numbers. Next joke An Old Snake Is Feeling His Age.