A Man And His Wife Were Driving Down The Road.

A man and his wife were driving down the road and talking.

The wife asked her husband,

“Honey if I were to die, would you get remarried?”

The husband thought for a moment and then said,

“Well, yes I think I would.”

The wife wasn’t too happy about this, she spent some time in quiet thought.

Then, after a while she said,

“Honey, if I were to die and you were to get remarried, would you give your new wife my jewelry?”

“Well honey, I guess I would.”

The wife wasn’t too happy about this either.

She spent a little more time in thought while they continued their drive and then said,

“Honey, if I were to die and you were to get remarried, would you give your new wife my handbags?”

The husband paused for a moment and then said,

“Well sure, I think I would.”

The wife was again a little dismayed with this and spent a little more time in thought.

Then she said to her husband,

“Honey if I were to die and you were to get married again would you give your new wife my golf clubs?”

“No,” he said,

“she’s left-handed.”