JokesMarriage A Third Grade Teacher Always Took Roll Call. This Will Make You Go ROFL. 11.6k Views A third-grade teacher always took roll call each morning and had the pupils’ answer by reciting a short poem. The first kid sat in the first row was a teacher’s pet. He stood and said, “My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can.” The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room. She stood up and answered the roll call by stating, “My name is Suzy, and when I become a lady I would like to have a baby if I can, and I think I can.” The next on the list was Little Johnny, a smart guy sitting in the back of the room. He stood up and said, “My name is Johnny, and I don’t give a damn about Japan but I would like to help Suzy in her plan if I can and I think I can!” See more Previous joke Little Johnny, His Father And His Mother Are Having Dinner. Next joke A Wife Asks Her Programmer Husband To Go To The Store.