Jokes A Wife Asks Her Husband. This Will Blow Your Mind. A wife asks her programmer husband to go to the store ‘Can you go down to the store, and get a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6.’ Later on, he returns home and she looks at his purchases and says ‘ Why do you have 6 gallons of milk?’ He responded ‘They had eggs.’ See more Previous joke These Two Little Boys Were Chatting. Next joke The Elderly Inventor Of The Harley Davidson Died And Went To Heaven.