AnimalsJokes The Activist Asks The Rancher. What Follows Next Will Make You Go ROFL. 7.4k Views A PETA activist visits a small ranch in Montana After meeting the farmhands and inspecting the facilities, the activist asks the rancher: “So, what do you give to the pigs to eat?” “Well, pigs don’t need much to live. I give them scraps and food from the fridge that is almost spoilt, that sort of thing.” “That’s a grave violation of animal rights. You are abusing those poor animals. I’m filing a complaint so you will be fined!” After some weeks a UN ambassador visits the ranch. After checking the facilities and meeting the farmhands, the man asks the rancher: “What do you feed the pigs?” This time, the rancher is better prepared: “The best food around here, eggs, fresh vegetables, whole milk…” “What! Such a waste of food! There are children in this very country that suffer from hunger while you give full meals to pigs! I’m reporting on you so you will be fined!” A month passes and a man visits the ranch. After visiting the facilities and greeting the farmhands he asks the rancher: “What kind of food do you give to the pigs?” “Look here, man, every morning I give each $5 and they can go and eat whatever they f*cking want.” See more Previous joke There Was Another Football Game With The Animals. Next joke A Wife Comes Home Late One Night.