ElderlyJokes An Elderly Couple Lying In Bed. This Will Surely Blow Your Mind. 9.6k Views An elderly couple is both lying in bed one morning, having just woken from a good night’s sleep. He takes her hand and she responds. “Don’t touch me” “Why not.” He asks? She answers back. “Because I’m dead.” The husband says to her. “What are you talking about? We’re both lying here in bed together and talking to one another.” The wife says. “No, I’m definitely dead.” Her husband insists. “You’re not dead. What in the world makes you think you’re dead?” His wife answers. “I know I’m dead because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts!”. See more Previous joke Husband And Wife Go On the Golf Course. Next joke An Old Lady Was Planning A Couple Of Weeks Vacation.