AnimalsJokes An Ant Is Walking Down The Road. This Will Blow Your Mind. An ant is walking down the road. A cow comes along and splats him with a huge cowpat. Bam! The ant takes three hours digging itself out from underneath all that poop. When finally does, he shakes his fist, “Damn it, straight in the eye!” See more Previous joke Wife Sends A Text Message On A Really Cold Winter. Next joke A News Reporters Visit A Hen.