AnimalsJokes The Baby Pigeon Flying Adventure. This Will Blow Your Mind. 1.4k Views The baby pigeon complained to his mother before flying a long distance, ‘I can’t make it, I’ll get too tired.’ His mother replied, ‘Don’t worry, I’ll tie a piece of string to one of your legs and the other end to mine.’ The baby started to cry. ‘What’s wrong?’ asked the mother sympathetically. ‘I don’t want to end up being pigeon towed.’ See more Previous joke A Boy Was Cycling With A Basket Of Eggs On It. Next joke A Farmer Brought His Daughter A Little Pot-Belly Pet Pig.