A Bear Is Walking In The Woods.

What Follows Next Will Make You Laugh Silly.

A bear is walking in the woods and he saw a big cave.

Hoping there was food, he walked in and after a few steps a Giant grabs him and yells:

Why are you in my cave?

I taught there was food?

There is no food, why are you here? Do you want me to f*ck you or to kill you?

No, I just…

F*ck you or kill you?

Okay… f*ck me.

And the giant writes in his planner for the next days date:”7 a.m.-f*ck the bear”

And he sends the bear away until tommorow.

The bear walks home and bumps into wolf.

The wolf seeing the bear is not in the best mood he asks him what’s up.

The bear says:” Well i was walking around and found a cave…” he cheers up quickly “…and a found a cave fillwd with meat. But since i only eat fish I was wondering if you would like to go there?”

The wolf hears the directions and runs as fast as he can.

He walked in and after a few steps a Giant grabs him and yells:

Why are you in my cave?

I taught there was food?

There is no food, why are you here? Do you want me to f*ck you or to kill you?

No, I just…

Fuck you or kill you?

Okay… f*ck me.

And the giant writes in his planner for the next days date:”8 a.m.-f*ck the wolf”

And he sends the wolf away until tommorow.

The wolf walks home and bumps into a rabit.

The rabbit seeing the wolf is not in the best mood he asks him what’s up.

The wolf says:” Well i was walking around and found a cave…” he cheers up quickly “…and a found a cave filled with carrots. But since i only eat meat I was wondering if you would like to go there?”

The rabbit hears the directions and runs as fast as he can.

He walked in and after a few steps a Giant grabs him and yells:

Why are you in my cave?

I taught there was food?

There is no food, why are you here? Do you want me to f*ck you or to kill you?

No, I just…

F*ck you or kill you?

I don’t want anything!

And the giant writes in his planner:” the rabbit doesn’t want anything.”

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