JokesMarriage A Boy Johnny Breaks An Old Vase. This Is Truly Hilarious. A boy Little Johnny breaks an old vase at a rich uncle‘s house. The uncle gets extremely angry and yells: “Do you even know how old the vase was? It was from the 17th century!” The boy johnny sagged in relief: “Oh, good that it wasn’t new.” See more Previous joke An Elderly Gentleman Walks Into An Upscale Cocktail Lounge. Next joke A Freshly Married Couple Is Lying Together.