JokesMarriage Brian Told His Best Friend Mike About His Marriage Life. What Follows Next Is Hilarious. 11.5k Views “The thrill is gone from my marriage,” Brian told his best friend Mike. “Why not add some intrigue to your life, and have an affair?” his friend suggested. “But what if my wife finds out?” “Heck, we are almost at the beginning of the 21st century, Brian. Go ahead and tell her about it!” So Brian went home and said, “Dear, I think an affair will bring us closer together.” “Forget it,” said his wife. “I’ve tried that many times – it never worked.” See more Previous joke An Attorney Went Into A Bar For A Martini. Next joke A Traveller Arrives In A Remote Village.