AnimalsJokes Buddy And His Friend Tom Went Out Hunting. This Is Epic. 100 Views Buddy and his friend Tom went out hunting and since this was Tom’s first time ever he was following Buddy’s lead. Buddy saw a small herd of deer and told Tom to stay right where he was and to be really quiet. After a few minutes, Buddy heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Tom what had happened. Tom said “There was this snake and he slithered across my feet, but I never screamed. Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed.” “So then what did make you scream,” Buddyx asked, exasperated. “Well,” Tom continued, “two squirrels crawled up my pants and I overheard them say, “Should we take them home or eat ’em now?” See more Previous joke A Small Farm Boy Was Milking His Cow. Next joke A Father And Little Johnny Went Fishing.