Buddy and his friend Tom went out hunting and since this was Tom’s first time ever he was following Buddy’s lead.
Buddy saw a small herd of deer and told Tom to stay right where he was and to be really quiet.
After a few minutes, Buddy heard a loud scream.
He ran back and asked Tom what had happened.
Tom said “There was this snake and he slithered across my feet, but I never screamed.
Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed.”
“So then what did make you scream,”
Buddyx asked, exasperated.
“Well,” Tom continued,
“two squirrels crawled up my pants and I overheard them say,
“Should we take them home or eat ’em now?”