AnimalsJokes A Burglar Invades A House. What Follows Next Will Make You Laugh Silly. 5.8k Views A burglar invades a house in the middle of the night While he is slowly moving through the empty and dark house, he hears a strange voice coming from the darkness beyond, that said: “Jesus is watching you!” Surprised, the burglar points his flashlight at the direction of the sound, only to discover that the sound was made by a parrot. Angry, the burglar says: “So you are the little sh!t that almost made me sh!t my pants? Oh, you winged rat, I should stew you in boiling water for that!” The parrot then says: “Saint Peter is watching you.” Intrigued, the burglar says: “I’ve lost my faith a long time ago, I don’t believe in any of this religious nonsense. What is your name, little bird?” The parrot replies: “My name is Judas.” The burglar burst out laughing and asks: “What kind of stupid jerk would name a parrot Judas?” The parrot promptly responds: “The same stupid j*rk that named Jesus and Saint Peter the two Pit Bulls behind you.” See more Previous joke A Married Couple Are Driving. Next joke A Guy Walks Into A Bar With His Dog.