A Burglar Invades A House.

What Follows Next Will Make You Laugh Silly.

A burglar invades a house in the middle of the night

While he is slowly moving through the empty and dark house, he hears a strange voice coming from the darkness beyond, that said:

“Jesus is watching you!”

Surprised, the burglar points his flashlight at the direction of the sound, only to discover that the sound was made by a parrot.

Angry, the burglar says:

“So you are the little sh!t that almost made me sh!t my pants? Oh, you winged rat, I should stew you in boiling water for that!”

The parrot then says:

“Saint Peter is watching you.”

Intrigued, the burglar says:

“I’ve lost my faith a long time ago, I don’t believe in any of this religious nonsense. What is your name, little bird?”

The parrot replies:

“My name is Judas.”

The burglar burst out laughing and asks:

“What kind of stupid jerk would name a parrot Judas?”

The parrot promptly responds:

“The same stupid j*rk that named Jesus and Saint Peter the two Pit Bulls behind you.”