The Cashier Asked The Woman Wished To Purchase.

“Cash, cheque or credit card?”

The cashier asked after folding the items the woman wished to purchase.

As the woman fumbled for her wallet, the cashier noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

“Do you always carry your TV remote?” The cashier asked.

“No.” She replied.

“But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the evilest thing I could do to him.