ElderlyJokes A Close Call In The Field. What Follows Next Will Blow Your Mind. 2.3k Views A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? “You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.” See more Previous joke A Surprising Inheritance Revealed on Facebook. Next joke Rabbit’s Humor Lights Up the Blood Donation Clinic.