JokesMarriage Clyde Sitting At The Bar With Mark And Kevin. This Is Hilarious. Clyde sitting at the bar with Mark and Kevin, tells them, “Last night while I was here drinking with y’all, a burglar broke into my house.” Kevin asked, “Did he get anything?” “Yeah,” Clyde said, “a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a foot in the family jewels. My wife thought it was me coming home drunk again !” See more Previous joke Johnny’s Teacher Was Giving A Lesson. Next joke A Farmer Was Driving Along The Road.