AnimalsJokes A Cocky DEA Told A Rancher. What Follows Next Will Make You Go ROFL. 5.9k Views A cocky DEA told a rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The rancher said, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there…..”, as he pointed out the location. The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, ” Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me !” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. “See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish… On a land !! No questions asked or answer given!! Have I made myself clear……do you understand ?!!” The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher’s big bull…… With every step, the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he’d, sure enough, get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs….. (I just love this part….) “Your badge, show him your BADGE…….. ! !” See more Previous joke Solve This Riddle: There Is A Treasure Within A Big Metal Box. Next joke A Man Ordered A Voice Automated Robot Car.