A Cop Pulls Over A 90-Year-Old Woman.

A cop pulls over a 90-year-old woman for speeding. He approaches her window and says,

“Ma’am, do you realize how fast you were going?”

The woman, still looking straight ahead, replies, “Nope.”

“You were going twice the speed limit! Can I see your license and registration?”

“I can’t give you my license,” she responds calmly.

The officer, confused, asks,

“Why not?”

“I don’t have one,” she says, still not looking at him.

“Do you have your registration?”

“Nope, don’t have that either.”

The cop, now really puzzled, asks,

“Then how are you driving?!”

With a mischievous grin, the grandma looks at him and says,

“Like this!”

And with that, she presses the gas pedal and zooms off—once again, twice the speed limit!