A cop is speeding on the highway when he notices in his rearview mirror that he is being followed by an old lady.
Going over 100 mph, he realizes the civilian’s car is going way too fast and needs to slow down.
The cop begins to decelerate and the car follows suit.
Eventually, the cop pulls over and the car pulls over as well.
An old lady comes out of the car and stumbles up to the cop’s window, almost tripping as she gets there.
The cop, afraid she might be armed and under the influence, slowly places his hand on his weapon, ready for any potential shoot out.
“Good afternoon, officer,” says the lady.
“Good afternoon, ma’am. Do you know how fast you were going?” replied the officer.
“Oh of course I do. I was going 100 mph!” she says.
Shocked at her honestly and self-awareness, he asks
“Well, can I ask why?”
She frowns and says
“I was having a hard time pressing the pedals due to my footwear. You see, when I woke up, I had this great idea: I thought it would be hilarious to put my left foot in my right boot, and my right foot in my left boot. But now, the shoes on the other foot, and it’s honestly not as funny as I thought it would be.”
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