JokesMarriage A Couple Goes In A Bar. What Happened Next Is Hilarious. A wife says, “Hey! Look at that funny guy who’s been drinking a lot.” The husband responds, “Who is he?” The wife answers, “Well, five years ago, he was my boyfriend and I denied him marriage.” “Oh my God! He’s still celebrating his freedom!” says the husband. See more Previous joke Teacher Fell Asleep In Class. Next joke An Elderly Couple, A Priest, And A Doctor Walk Into A Bar.