JokesMarriage A Couple Just Got Married. What Follows Next Is Hilarious. 6.5k Views A couple just got married, and when the husband went back to his house he found that his bride had disappeared. He got very worried and gathered up all his friends to search for his wife with no success. Two days after his wife disappeared the man returned home to find her in the kitchen. He asked her what she has been up to and why she hasn’t been home for so long. She replied: “This man kidnapped me and had wild s*x with me for a week.” The husband answered: “But it’s only been two days, what do u mean a week?” “I am only here to get something to eat.” See more Previous joke An Avid Duck Hunter Was In The Market. Next joke When Teacher Questioned Little Johnny's Drawing.