AnimalsJokes The Cowboy Was Trying To Buy A Health Insurance. What Happened Next Is Unbelievable. 1.9k Views The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. “Ever have an accident?” “Nope, nary a one.” “None? You’ve never had any accidents.” “Nope. Ain’t had one. Never.” “Well, you said in this form you were bitten by a snake once. Wouldn’t you consider that an accident?” “Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose.” See more Previous joke Grandma’s Nighttime Transformation. Next joke A Woman Walked Into The Kitchen.