AnimalsJokes A Crow Was Sitting On A Tree. This Will Blow Your Mind. A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. See more Previous joke A Young Lady Came Home From A Date. Next joke A Young Man Was Visiting His Brother.