Dave Was Feeling Down.

Dave was feeling down, so his best friend Keith decided to take him to the pub to cheer him up.

They sat together, having a few drinks, but Dave still wouldn’t talk about what was bothering him.

keith, trying to be a good friend, kept gently asking until finally, after their sixth drink, Dave blurted out,

“Alright, it’s about your wife.”

Keith, concerned, asked, “What about my wife?”

Dave hesitated for a moment before saying,

“I think she’s been cheeeeeeaaatiiiing on both of us!”