One day, he found the toilet window broken, so he asked the patrons “Who broke the window!?”
A hare responded, “I kinda did…”
The deer asked “What do you mean by “kinda”?”
The hare says: “Well, I was taking a dump and after the bear finished his, he took me and tried to wipe his butt, but then he saw I wasn’t toilet paper and threw me right out of the window”.
The deer fined the bear $500.
A few days later, the window got broken again, so the deer asked: “Who broke the window!?”
A squirrel responded, “I kinda did…”
The deer asked “What do you mean by “kinda”?”
The squirrel said: “Well, I was taking a dump and after the bear finished his, he took me and tried to wipe his butt, but then he saw I wasn’t toilet paper and threw me right out of the window”.
The deer fined the bear $1000.
A few days later, the whole toilet got messed up – the fixtures smashed, the toilet was broken and bloodied, the window was broken, the door scratched, etc. So the deer asked,