AnimalsJokes A Dog And A Cat Were Having An Argument. What He Said At The End Is Priceless! A dog and a cat were having an argument about who is the favourite of humans. The dog says, “Humans like us more. They even named a tooth (canine) after us. Naming such an important body part after us shows that they like us more.” The cat smiles and says, “You’re not really going to win this one you know.” See more Previous joke A Man Lost His Dog In The Park. Next joke A Wife Got So Mad At Her Husband.