AnimalsJokes A Dog Enters A Telegraph Office. What Follows Next Will Make You Laugh Silly. 82k Views A dog enters a telegraph office. Then he takes a blank form and writes: “Woof Woof.Woof Woof. Woof Woof. Woof Woof, Woof.” The clerk examines the paper. Then he politely tells the dog: “There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.” The dog Looks confused and replies, “But that would make no sense at all.” See more Previous joke The Animals Of The Forest Are Having A Meeting. Next joke The 72-Year-Old Men Ole And Sven Are Sitting.