AnimalsJokes A Dog Runs Up To Their Master. This Is Hilarious. A dog runs up to their master carrying an unusual stick. Master: Hey boy, what do you got there? Dog: *Bark* Master: Bark? Well where did you get such an unusual piece of bark? Dog: *Ruff* Master: The roof? Well how did you get all the way up there? Dog: *With the ladder* See more Previous joke An Elderly Couple Have Been Married 25 Years. Next joke A Goat Walks Into A Post Office.