There Is A Drunk Guy In A Bar And A Big, Fat Woman With A Parrot On Her Shoulder.

She Never Saw This Coming

She sits by the drunk guy and he looks over at her and says,

“Where’d you get that hog?” She looks at him and frowns.

He takes a few more drinks, then he says,

“Where’d you get that hog?”

She looks and says,

“I’ll have you know, this is not a hog, this is a parrot!”

The dude says,

“Well I’ll have you know, I was talking to the parrot.”

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