An Elderly Couple Were At Home.

What Follows Next Will Make You Go ROFL.

An elderly couple were at home at the wife called out

“So, when are you going to the doctor”

“I told you, I’ll go when I feel like going.”

After 3 months of nagging, the old man finally walked into the doctor’s office.

“Doc,” he said, “This is embarrassing, I’d like to get a prescription for Viagra.”

“Not a problem,” said the doctor, as he started

“You don’t understand,” said the old man.

“I am almost 90 years old and I haven’t had s*x in more than ten years. I only want it to stick out a little so when I pee, it doesn’t get on my shoes.”