ElderlyJokes An Elderly Man Of 90 Arrives In France By Plane. This Will Blow Your Mind. 49k Views An elderly gentleman of 90 arrives in France by plane. At the French immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag. “You have been to France before, Monsieur?” the Immigration officer asked, sarcastically. The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously. “Then you should know well enough to have your passport ready.” The British gentleman says, “The last time I was here, I didn’t have to show it.” “Impossible. The British always have to show their passports on arrival in France!” The elderly gentleman gave the French Immigration Officer a long hard look. Then he quietly explained; “Well, the last time I was here, I came ashore on Juno Beach on D-Day in June 1944, and I couldn’t find any Frenchmen to show it to.” See more Previous joke Johnny Was Late For Class. Next joke An Old Man From Texas Who Decided To Do A Little Traveling.