ElderlyJokes An Elderly Man Goes To The Doctor. This Will Make You Laugh Silly. An elderly man goes to the doctor and says: “Doctor I swallowed a key. Can you please get it out of my belly?” The doctor asks: “When did you swallow it?” “About 3 years ago.” “Really? Why are you coming this late?!” “Well… I lost my spare key.” See more Previous joke A City Man, Tired Of The Rat Race. Next joke An Old Lawyer Diagnosed With A Terminal Illness.