ElderlyJokes An Elderly Man Goes To The Doctor. This Is Hilkarious. An elderly man goes to the doctor and says: “Doctor I swallowed a key. Can you please get it out of my belly?” The doctor asks: “When did you swallow it?” About 3 years ago.” “Really? Why are you coming this late?!” “Well… I lost my spare key.” See more Previous joke A Waiter Came To Me In Pizza Hut. Next joke Little Johnny Came Late To School One Day.