An Elderly Man Moved Into A Retirement.

An elderly retired Marine Fighter Pilot moved into a retirement community where good looking eligible men were at a premium.

After he had been there for a week, he went to Confession and said,

“Bless me Father for I have sinned. Last week I was with seven different women.”

The priest replied,

“Take seven lemons, squeeze them Into a glass and drink the juice without pausing.”

“Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?”

“No,” said the priest,

“but it will wipe that crap-eatin’ grin off your face.”