ElderlyJokes An Elderly Man Went To The Doctor For A Visit. This Is Truly Hilarious. 1.9k Views An elderly man went to the doctor for a visit. “Doc,” he says, “I am so sick. I have chest pains, headaches, back pains, nausea, arthritis, constipation, stomach cramps, earaches, burning in the eyes, congested lungs…” “Sir,” says the doctor, “you complain you have so many things. What don’t you have?” The man answers, “Teeth.” See more Previous joke An Old Man Is Stumbling Through The Woods. Next joke A Man, A Squirrel, And 2 Bees Are On A Road Trip.