“Sorry, but you have yellow 24, a virus, so called as it turns your blood yellow and you only have 24 hours to live. There’s nothing I can do for you – just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth.”
So he trudged home to wifey, and broke the news.
Distraught, she asked him to accompany her to Bingo that evening so he can experience her idea of a night out, as he’s never been there before.
He gets his 1st card, and wins 4 corners – prize £350, then gets any line and wins £3200, he also gets a full house – and wins a grand.
The national grid comes up and he wins a further £380,000.
The bingo Caller got him on stage, and said. “man – I’ve never seen you in here before, but you won 4 corners, any line, a full house and the national grid – I’ve never met anyone so lucky.”