ElderlyJokes A Elderly Wife Asked Her Husband To Describe Her. This Is Funny. After being married for fifty years, a elderly wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while … then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.” She asks … “What does that mean?” He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, and Hot”. She smiled happily and said … “Oh, that’s so lovely … What about I, J, K?” He said, “I’m Just Kidding” See more Previous joke A Man Dumped His Wife For A Young Woman. Next joke An Old Man Is Walking Down The Street.