ElderlyJokes An Elderly Woman Received A Friend Request. This Will Blow Your Mind. Yesterday I received a friend request from a young attractive guy, about 19-20 years old: I was curious. I wanted to know why someone that young wanted to be my FB friend. So I accepted it. Then he started sending me private messages. He called me beautiful. He asked my age. I’m not a liar so I told him and reminded him I’m quite a bit his senior. And I let him talk a bit cuz (truth be told) flattery ain’t all bad. We kept chatting for a while and within a short time, he asked if we could talk about ‘ad####lt things’. I said ok. Then He said ‘thank you, babe, you start.” So I did! I told him adult things like I have arthritis and my knees and how it hurts badly. My back acts up when it is cold outside. I explained that I have crazy insomnia. And I didn’t forget to tell him that I have a pacemaker. And of course, I told him about the laxatives. Can’t forget that. I also didn’t forget to tell him that I have good quality dentures I was as honest as I could be about ‘AD@@@@@LT THINGS’ but I don’t understand why he blocked me! See more Previous joke A Man Walks Past An Elderly Beggar. Next joke This Man That His Dog Can Talk.