An Elephant Wandering The Jungle Gets A Thorn In Its Foot.

What Follows Next Is Funny.

An elephant wandering the jungle gets a thorn in its foot …

Unable to extract the thorn itself, the elephant leans against a coconut tree, waiting for some other animal to come along and help him.

Hours pass and no animal appears. Just then, an ant comes crawling along.

“Oh, Ant!” the elephant says.

“Could you please help me take this thorn out of my foot?”

The ant sidles up. “Sure but, uh … what’s in it for me?”

“I have very little, but I’ll do what I can,” the elephant says.

“What would you like?”

The ant smiles salaciously.

“I’ve always wanted to f*ck an elephant.”

The elephant blinks, offended.

He looks at the ant, and – judging by his minuscule size – decides to let the ant have at it.

“Sure, go ahead,” the elephant says.

Triumphant, the ant climbs up the elephant’s leg.

Of course, the elephant can’t feel a  thing, but he can hear the ant grunting and work away.

As he starts to picture the image in his mind, the elephant starts to laugh.

He laughs so hard, he shakes the tree.

Suddenly, a coconut drops off and hits the elephant square in the head.

“OW!” the elephant cries out.

The ant says,

“Yeah that’s right, b!tch – take it, take it all!”

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