AnimalsJokes Farmer Gossman Goes To The Vet. What Follows Next Is Hilarious. Farmer Gossman goes to the vet and says, “My horse is constipated.” The vet says, “Take one of these pills, put it in a long tube, stick the other end in the horse’s rear, and blow the pill up there.” Farmer Gossman comes back the next day, and he looks very sick. The vet says, “What happened?” Farmer Gossman says, “The horse blew first.” See more Previous joke A 65-Year-Old Shows Up At The Country Club. Next joke A Man Was Sitting At Home One Evening.