A Father Waits For Little Johnny To Come Home From School.

This Is Truly Hilarious.

A father waits for Little Johnny to come home from school. The son is an hour late.

“Where were you?” asks the father.

Little Johnny: “I helped a Granny cross the road!”

Father: “I’m proud of you! Such a fine deed deserves to be rewarded – here’s $5.”

The next day, the father is waiting again.

The Little Johnny shows up with a friend.

“Why are you late? and who’s that with you?” asks the father.

“He’s a classmate. We helped two Grannies cross the road!” says the Little Johnny.

The father, impressed: “That’s wonderful. You both deserve to be rewarded – here’s $5 each!”

The next day the father is waiting again. Several hours pass before the son shows up after school.

Behind him are most of his classmates.

The father, surprised: “Why are you so late from school, and who are all these kids?”

“They are my classmates.” says the Little Johnny “We worked together to help a dozens Grannies cross the road.”

“That’s great!” says the father “here’s $5 for your efforts.”

“Father, since they all pitched in, you should reward them too.”

“Helping old ladies cross the road is a simple task. Why did so many of you need to pitch in?”

“Because the grannies resisted.

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