AnimalsJokes A Fly Kept Buzzing Around A Spider. This Will Blow Your Mind. A fly kept buzzing around a spider who was busy building its web. Annoyed, the spider snapped: “Shoo away, you pesky fly! Once this web is done, I’ll catch you, tie you up, and make sure you’re stuck here!” The fly, completely unfazed, replied before buzzing off: “Good luck with that, buddy! I’m a day fly!” See more Previous joke Paddy Goes To The Store. Next joke An Elderly Paddy Goes To The Doctor.