Four elderly guys were at a campsite.
They had to bunk two to a room but no one wanted to share with Daryl because he snored so badly.
They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept in the same cabin as Daryl, and came to breakfast the next morning with messy hair and bloodshot eyes.
The other two said:
“Man, what happened to you?”
“Daryl snored so loudly,” he replied.
“I just sat up and watched him all night”.
The next night, it was the second guy’s turn.
In the morning the same thing happened, he appeared hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
The other two said: “Man what happened to you? You look awful!”
He said: “Man that Daryl shakes the roof. I couldn’t do anything but sit up and watch him all night”.
The third night was the old Rich’s turn.
Rich was a big burly ex-football player, a man’s man.
The next morning he came to breakfast, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. “Good morning,” he said.
The other two couldn’t believe it-he looked rested and wide awake.
They asked: “Man, what happened?”
He said:
“Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and k!$$$$$$ed him good night. Daryl sat up and watched me all night.”