AnimalsJokes A Goat Walks Into A Post Office. This Will Blow Your Mind. This Goat walks into a post office And says to the Postmaster “I need to send a telegram.” The Postmaster says “OK, what is it?” The Goat says “I need it to say, maa maa maa maa maa maa maa.” The Postmaster counts the words and says “Well, for the same price, I can put 4 more “MAAs” in for you.” The Goat looks at him and says “But then it wouldn’t make any sense.” See more Previous joke A Dog Runs Up To Their Master. Next joke L.Johnny Was Brought To Court.