A Goat Walks Into A Post Office.

This Goat walks into a post office

And says to the Postmaster

“I need to send a telegram.”

The Postmaster says

“OK, what is it?”

The Goat says “I need it to say, maa maa maa maa maa maa maa.”

The Postmaster counts the words and says

“Well, for the same price, I can put 4 more “MAAs” in for you.”

The Goat looks at him and says

“But then it wouldn’t make any sense.”