ElderlyJokes A Grandfather Takes His Grandchildren To The Beach. This Will Make You Go ROFL. A grandfather takes his grandchildren to the beach. They’re playing in the sand when suddenly, a massive wave comes and pulls the smallest grandson out into the water. Panicked, the grandfather prays to God. “Oh God, please bring him back! Please let him live, in your mercy. I’ll do anything and worship you forever!” Almost immediately, an even bigger wave bursts out of the ocean, setting the little boy down right at his grandfather’s feet. He scoops him up in a huge hug, crying with relief. Then he stares up at the sky and says, “He had a hat.” See more Previous joke An Elderly Couple Talking With Each Other. Next joke A Husband And Wife Sat Down At Their Table.